MOD APP.

Name: Jo
Secret Agent Name: Stubbs
Age: 20
Location: Lakewood Ohio
Status: Taken.
Occupation: Fucktard.
Siblings: A billion. 6 + a parasite.
Significant Other: C.W. You know it.
Pets: 2 Dogs, 5 Cats and a few ghosts.
Imaginary Friend: I don't need them, I've got voices that talk to me all the time.


bands: DCFC, Bright Eyes, FOB, John Mayer, Weezer
Movies: ESOTSM, Virgin Suicides, Royal Tenenbaums, Donnie Darko
Songs: Hot For Teacher, Bohemian Rhapsody, Our Lawers Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued.
Foods: PIZZA. AND MORE PIZZA.
Likes: Boys, soap, music, reading, learning.
Dislikes: Smelly things, my feet, um. Yeah.
TV Shows: The O.C., SNL, RR/RW, The Sopranos, Sex and the City
Compliment the Mods: I don't have to.
1 Promotion: Fuck that, I run this place.
Favorite Cookie: Peanut Butter M&M w/ sprinkles [little green kind]
Favorite Taste Combination: PEANUT BUTTER FLOAT.
Pineapple? No. Wrong. Unless we're talking about a Beehive?
Convince us that you belong, you fucking teenie.: FUCK.You.


The Picture Section
1. Your best friend.

3. Something creative.

4. Something completely random.

5. Your favorite thing ever.


Tell Us:
What you would do if you had the opposite sexual organ for a day: Sex, more sex, jack off, sleep.
What you would say if you had Turret’s: Mostly things at annoyingly terrible scene kids like, "TAKE A SHOWER, FUCK YOUR PEARLS, I'LL PUNCH YOUR VAGINA", etc.
When you are in hell, what will be playing on the television there: Showtime @ The Apollo
How you eat lucky charms /Oreos: marshmallows first/ mm gooey whiteness.
Ask your big left toe to tell a secret: "I hurt."
If you noticed there is no number two is the picture section: I didn't. Shit.
What side you support (democrat, republican, other.): DEMO. FUCK BUSH.

5-10 Pictures of You and a salute so we know you aren't faking
(like, you know, how you do in bed).

Um. No salute.












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